Lyrics
Mullet Army
They say the mullet is back So you better watch your back. There's an army of mullets coming to attack. I never trusted a mullet, I never will. You think you're so cool Draggin' that mullet behind you, But sooner or later You're gonna trip and fall over. Mullet army, going barmy. Mullet army, here they come. Mullet army, fucking scum! Mullet army, going barmy. Mullet army, here they come. Mullet army, fucking scum! Wait, what's that behind me? Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! I've grown a mullet and it's killing me. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! Mullet army, going barmy. Mullet army, here they come. Mullet army, fucking scum! Mullet army, going barmy. Mullet army, here they come. Mullet army, fucking scum! Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! The mullet like tentacles seeps Into your brain, It gives me the creeps, You'll go insane. Once the mullet attacks, you can never go back. Once the mullet attacks, you can never go back. Once the mullet attacks, you can never go back. Once the mullet attacks, you can never go back. Once the mullet attacks, you can never go back. Once the mullet attacks, you can never go back. Once the mullet attacks, you can never go back. Once the mullet attacks, you can never go back. Mullet army, going barmy. Mullet army, here they come. Mullet army, fucking scum! Mullet army, going barmy. Mullet army, here they come. Mullet army, fucking scum!