Lyrics
Scab Made Out of Faeces
Let me tell you about This week's casserole. It really fills that hole. Oh but the taste Is like human waste and I Wish I'd never been born at all. Let me tell you about My relationship with Nicole. I really fill her hole. Oh but her face Is like something else and so When I bring a condom I pack a paper bag as well. A scab made out of faeces Can really stop the bleeding. Oh but the smell Is a kind of rotting hell and you Wish you'd never thought of the idea at all. Let me tell you about This week's casserole. It's like a scab made out of faeces. Scab made out of faeces. It really fills that hole. Oh but the taste Is like used toothpaste on mouldy bread so I Open a can of dog food instead. Let me tell you about My relationship with Nicole. I'm like a scab made out of faeces. Scab made out of faeces. I really fill her hole. Oh but her body Is like a giant lump of porridge so I Close my eyes and think of Mary Elizabeth Winstead instead. A scab made out of faeces Is a ridiculous idea, But if you're ever out in the woods And get mauled by a bear, Just take a shit and smear it On that stump where your arm was before. And you'll live happily ever more, But you might need some deodorant.